That Canadian Wild Boar...

That Canadian Wild Boar out of a horde , small bastard too , Somewhere in Nebraska and how he got there strayed from the group?

Destroyin this old farmer's corn crop , ruining his cattle herd , scaring the chickens , eating all the stock it could find AND calling for a female each and every night...All this sound and actions and brooken things only for the old farmer to witness...All alone him and the boar...

- Howdy Mr. Francis how's it goin'?
- Hi Mrs. Yellostone , Got a Wild Boar ruining my house!
- Mr. Francis...There are no Boars in Nebraska , and certainly not in this county...
- Well they sure do are now...Going to talk to the sheriff , make a complaint.
- Nobody will hear you and if they do will be out of respect , but THERE ARE NO BOARS IN NEBRASKA...
- I ll tell my son to come and put the SOB down , gonna make some fine BBQ...
- Old man...Your Son is dead last 10 years...U alright? U sure can count your blessings? When was the last time u gone to church? 

Somehow , the story of my life...

May God Save the United States of America...